Oh Sekretariku..
Dua minggu yang lalu merupakan ulang tahunku yang ke-35 dan mood-ku tidak terlalu baik pada pagi itu. Aku turun untuk sarapan dengan harapan isteriku akan mengucapkan dengan penuh sukacita..
“Selamat Ulang Tahun suamiku tersayang”
Waktu berlalu dan bahkan dia tidak mengucapkan selamat pagi. Aku berpikir, ya, itulah isteri, tapi mungkin anak-anakku akan ingat kalau hari ini aku [...]
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Because You Just Try to Kill Me..
I think i already not update for long time.
Maybe its time for that time..
Time to make sure its really a correct time
To kill and waste my time!
When you have love
What do you want to with that love?
Love is love
But not all people can have love!
Did you love something?
Why you hate everything?
World is not something
But you [...]
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)
5. [...]
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
Top 10 Rejection Lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You [...]
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I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”
“OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And [...]
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Who know about Cinderella?
Did you love to read? Just got something at email from my friends. He love to share something with me. Even this story like a tales. But its nothing wrong if we share each others right?
Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl called Cinderella and she had two ugly step sisters who were [...]
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