Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)
5. [...]

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Wives Birthdays
Two old men were sitting in a steam room discussing
their wives birthdays.
The first old man says, “I’m going to buy her a diamond
necklace and a Jaguar. If she doesn’t like the necklace
I’ll give her the Jaguar.”
The second man says, “That’s a good idea. I’ll buy
my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. If [...]

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Top 10 Rejection Lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You [...]

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Medical True Stories
The following have not been confirmed:
A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going
to have her baby in the cab!” The ER physician grabs
his stuff, rushes out to the cab, lifts the lady’s dress,
and begins to take off her underwear. Suddenly he notices
that there are several cabs, and he’s in the [...]

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One evening I was driving my eight-year-old daughter to her grandparents’ home for an overnight stay. It was late, there was very little traffic, and we were enjoying a peaceful ride. It was a far cry from the usual chaos surrounding us when I drive her to various activities during rush hour.
My daughter seemed deep [...]

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