Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)
5. I don’t date women where I work. (You’re ugly.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (You’re ugly.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (You’re ugly.)
2. I’m celibate. (You’re ugly.)
and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let’s be friends. (You’re sinfully ugly.)
Ps: For men, i think we all agree with that right? Its only one answer. What do you think? Its true or not? Its happen to you before or you not agree with this statement? Hehe. Its April Foll joke!
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Tags: , man, men, reject, womenWhat you give to your wife for their Birthday?
Wives Birthdays
Two old men were sitting in a steam room discussing
their wives birthdays.
The first old man says, “I’m going to buy her a diamond
necklace and a Jaguar. If she doesn’t like the necklace
I’ll give her the Jaguar.”
The second man says, “That’s a good idea. I’ll buy
my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn’t
like the slippers, she can go screw herself.”
Alert : This one only for couples who already married. If you not married, never angry to me if anything happen to you.
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Tags: family, joke, lawak, riddles, wife, wivesTop 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
Top 10 Rejection Lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone
calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s).
5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ’solar system’, much less
the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than
dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing.)
Ps: So, let i guess. Its true right? Its happen to all of you right?
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Medical True Stories?
Medical True Stories
The following have not been confirmed:
A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going
to have her baby in the cab!” The ER physician grabs
his stuff, rushes out to the cab, lifts the lady’s dress,
and begins to take off her underwear. Suddenly he notices
that there are several cabs, and he’s in the wrong one.
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A nurse at the beginning of the shift places her stethoscope
on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s posterior
chest wall. “Big breaths,” instructed the nurse. “Yes,
they used to be,” replied the patient.
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One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told
a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial
infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her
reporting to the rest of the family that he had died
of a “massive internal fart.”
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I was performing a complete physical, including the
visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet
from the chart and began, “Cover your right eye with
your hand.” He read the 20/20 line perfectly. “Now your
left.” Again, a flawless read. “Now both,” I requested.
There was silence. He couldn’t even read the large “E”
on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had
done exactly that I had asked; he was standing there
with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard
to finish the exam.
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A nurses’ aide was helping a patient into the bathroom
when the patient exclaimed, “You’re not coming in here
with me. This is only a one-seater!”
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During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with
his cardiologist, he informed his doctor that he was
having trouble with one of his medications. “Which
one?”, asked the doctor. “The patch. The nurse told
me to put on a new one every six hours and now I’m running
out of places to put it!” The doctor had him quickly
undress and discovered what he hoped he wouldn’t see….
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now
the instructions include removal of the old patch before
applying a new one.
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While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,
I asked, “How long have you been bedridden?” After a
look of complete confusion she answered, “Why not for
about twenty years — when my husband was alive.”
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A nurse caring for a woman from Kentucky asked, “So
how’s your breakfast this morning?” “It’s very good,
except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get
used to the taste,” the patient replied. The nurse
asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil
packet labeled “KY Jelly.”
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